We are the guys that made this whole thing possible
When I'm not obsessively stressing about the fate of Pied Piper, I sometimes give lectures to school kids. Spend most of my time coding.
I am the absolute best programmer at Pied Piper (especially better than Gilfoyle). My genius shines and guides the Pied Piper team.
I work on Pied Piper only for the advanced technology. I don't really like most people I work with, but they need me to put out their fires, so I stay.